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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Nature's diet

Old-school smackdown

Short of a single example in "Star Wars," the earth doesn't count as a predator in the food chain.

However, rewind back to the Old Testament to Moses and the gang during their 40-year amble through the wilderness, and we'll see the earth take on a personality all of its own.

Forty years is a long time, and it's almost understandable how some people would begin to be frustrated. But Korah, Dathan and Abiram took their frustration to a dangerous level.

They convinced 250 leaders to rebel against Moses, and once again, the Lord was ready to lay down the law and remind everyone who was in charge. The Lord had to do that a lot back in the day.

The first smack came to Korah, Dathan, Abiram and their families.

Numbers 16:32-33

"And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up, and their houses and all the men that appertained unto Korah, and all their goods. They, and all that appertained to them, went down alive into the pit and the earth closed upon them: and they perished from among the congregation."

I'm going to guess that it looked something like this:


The next round of smackage was dealt to the 250 guys who were sucked in by Korah's schemes. They were consumed by fire from the Lord. A little after that, a plague came and 14,700 people were killed "about the matter of Korah," Numbers says.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

i had know idea you were a star wars guy...nor did I had i ever heard about that story. thanks for the edu

Steve said...

I really don't know what to think of that picture???

andrea gale said...

I hate when I get smacked on by the Lord because I led a rebellion. Bad day.

John D. said...

I'm with Steve; I should probably leave it at that, haha.

Destination Homes said...

Remove Luke on the future plank and what do you get? I can have my graphic artist airbrush him out for you?

amelia said...

I cannot let this picture go without comment. I have commented.