Misconscriptured
Well, I just found out there's no salvation for monkeys and apes. That goes for possums, too, and quite a few snakes. And I'm pretty sure koalas and sloths are out. It says so right here in the Bible.
Galatians 3:13
"...Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree."
Features
- Misconscriptured: Great Bible verses taken out of context
- Old-school smackdown: Way, way old-school
- Had to be there: Stories that get skipped in Sunday School
- Need to know: Biblically speaking, of course
Monday, June 9, 2008
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2 comments:
Very clever and fun to read! Im looking forward to more!!
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