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Monday, June 9, 2008

Salvation for whom?

Misconscriptured

Well, I just found out there's no salvation for monkeys and apes. That goes for possums, too, and quite a few snakes. And I'm pretty sure koalas and sloths are out. It says so right here in the Bible.

Galatians 3:13
"...Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree."


2 comments:

Sara said...
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Sara said...

Very clever and fun to read! Im looking forward to more!!