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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The part the white bible doesn't quote

Misconscriptured

Everyone's favorite part of the missionary handbook, often known as the "white bible," is the rule that says missionary companions are to sleep in the same room but not the same bed.

But then there's this:

Ecclesiastes 4:11
"Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone?"

1 comment:

Child Family said...

I hope you never quoted that scripture to any of your companions during companionship study. That would be a funny way to mess with a greenie, though.