Misconscriptured
Two of the brightest religion students at BYU — a young man and woman — just finished their third date. The young man was eager to finally do some kissing and the young woman, who was waiting for her missionary, not so much.
They agreed to resort to the scriptures for an answer.
The boy found:
1 Thessalonians 5: 26
"Greet all the brethren with an holy kiss."
And the girl replied with:
Mosiah 13:3
"Touch me not, for God shall smite you if ye lay your hands upon me..."
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"Cease, my son, to hear the instruction that causeth to err from the words of knowledge." Proverbs 19:27
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Sixty-six books of eternal wisdom: That's what you find in the Holy Bible.
But that's not all. In the 1,590 pages that make up the King James Version of the Bible, there's another kind of wisdom, a playful wisdom. You just have to remove your spiritual glasses.
Put these ones on. Comfy? I thought so. Here's a slightly skewed tour of what you thought you knew of the Scriptures.
But that's not all. In the 1,590 pages that make up the King James Version of the Bible, there's another kind of wisdom, a playful wisdom. You just have to remove your spiritual glasses.
Put these ones on. Comfy? I thought so. Here's a slightly skewed tour of what you thought you knew of the Scriptures.
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