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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Santa Claus is coming to town, and the scriptures prove it

Misconscriptured

In just a couple of days, all of your wee ones are going to pull out their Bibles before they hit the sack to commence their sugar-plum dreams. And if you're a good parent, you're going to help them make the call to St. Nick.

Hey, these are the Lord's words:

Zechariah 2:6
"Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north, saith the Lord..."

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