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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Story of my life

Misconscriptured

I'm tall. I'm not huge, but at 6-foot-3, I'm well above average. So you can imagine that I've hit my head on quite a few objects. And I like to joke that my parents had me so I could reach objects on the top shelves for them.

But being tall isn't all slam dunks. It's fun to see the tops of everyone's heads, but just look at what happened to Goliath.

And when bedtime comes, the tall people of the earth try to rest, but they can't. It's a principle so important it landed in the Bible.

Isaiah 28:20
"For the bed is shorter than that a man can stretch himself on it..."

Big thanks to Isaiah, who I'm sure was at least 6'5".

6 comments:

Child Family said...

So, how's the weather up there? We love to get even just a peak into your brain, Joe.

BookwormMama said...

Joe, did you grow since I last saw you? I swear you weren't that tall before!! LOL
By the way, I love bedtime... I always have plenty of room! :} LOL I can't imagine having my feet hang off of the bed at night... weird.
When you're feeling down about being tall... just remember that your wife will always be shorter than you!! :]

Unknown said...

you sure you are not just 6'2" 1/2?

Joe said...

Tiff,
shhhhhhh

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